Wow. This is perfect.
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guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’
There’s a bit in the original British version of Cracker where a character asks her husband where he was that afternoon, and he claims to have taken their slightly senile colleague in the law firm they both work for to see Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde, and she later confronts him with the report that said elderly colleague had told her his favourite song in the show was the one that began “If you were the only girl in the world, and I were the only boy…”
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
someone: hey do you wanna hang out
me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today
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